When a pervert wants to draw a picture of his ex on his crushes stomach using cum as his paint and his dick as a paint brush
" last night I caleb milked my crush" -a pervert
by Jdjehduehd May 7, 2019
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Caleb’s mom is hot as shit I would make out with her anytime

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by Calebroach March 3, 2022
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A guy who is really bad at video games and needs to get better at them.
“Dude you are so bad like a nitro Caleb!”
by xRisk_Skillzx March 10, 2018
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Literally our one true lord and savior. No matter what religion you are, you must accept the superiority of Caleb Poston.

If you don't, I'll go to your house and personally fuck your mom to death at 3am (Gone Wrong) (Poston Called)
Guy 1: Wassup Caleb Poston
Caleb Poston: Yo
by The godly poston May 18, 2021
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You take your middle finger and ring finger and insert it to a women's vagina. Your not going in and out that's 2nd grade shit, your going up and down like your ripping her vagina out. Start off slow then when it sounds like a mop and bucket you go ham on that shit.
She wanted it so I gave her the Caleb Claw.
by Goham69 September 7, 2022
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