Cake Taster 

Anyone who performs fellatio on a man's organ. Basically, a substitution of "cake" for "cock". It's OK to use the term about anyone, whether they've actually done the deed or not! Especially effective when implying that a straight guy is lame, or 'queer'.

"That cake taster just cut me off in traffic!" or " What a fucking cake taster! He's afriaid to ask for her number!"

Cake Taster by nasty fantastic April 10, 2009

cakemaster1009 

Cakemaster1009 is a name that belongs to a being in England. But don’t be fooled by his name, Cakemaster1009 possesses the power of 10,000,000 of you combined. He is a god, if you will.

one day i wish to be as strong as Cakemaster1009

cakemaster1009 by codychips123 October 14, 2022

caketastrophe 

A cake or cake-like dessert, such as a cupcake or delectable cookie-cake, that represents, inspires, or responds to a catastrophe. Such artistic desserts were first imagined in the salons of late-18th century Paris during discussions of the plight of the Sans-culottes. The oft-repeated "let them eat cake" reflected the aristocratic belief that the Parisian poor should indulge in cakestrophe so that they might come to understand the futility of resisting the will of the Second Estate. Because the discourse of these educated salon-frequenters was primarily grounded in esoteric cake theory and not in practice, caketastrophe remained a largely conceptual dessert until the innovations of Brown University undergraduates in the fall of 2007. These brave students, inspired by the work of Hemmingway and certain gay fantasies, struggled against the forces of uncooperative frosting and poorly calibrated dorm ovens to produce the first recorded caketastrophes.

Dude 1: "Why does your cake resemble mutilated genitals?"
Dude 2: "Haven't you ever heard of a caketastrophe before?"
Dude 1: "No"
Dude 2: "I guess this is the end of our friendship"
Dude 1: "Yeah"

caketastrophe by JBagley December 14, 2007

CakeMaster

The Most Amazing Person In Existence. He will kick your ass if you make him angry. Loves Music. Really Kind Person. Very Fun to Be Around

Man, CakeMaster Is fucking amazing.

CakeMaster by Joelth February 24, 2008