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Cage the Elephant 

An awesome band from Bowling Green, KY. Lead singer Matt Shultz and brother Brad Shultz started the band in 2005 where they were formerly known as Perfect Confusion. The band consists of Lead Singer: Matt Shultz, Rythym Guitar: Brad Shultz, Bass: Daniel Tichenor, Drummer: Jared Champion, Lead Guitar: Lincoln Parish. Their debut album is available now and they have a hit single Ain't No Rest for the Wicked and has reached #2 on the Modern Rock charts. Check them out they rule.
1. There ain't no rest for the wicked, 'till we close our eyes for good.

2. Person 1: Have you heard of Cage the Elephant?|

Person 2: isn't that shoving ur whole dick and balls in an ass?| Person 1: No you homo it's an awesome band quit looking at the faggot definition of Cage the Elephant!

Cage the elephant 

The best fucking band to ever exist
Person 1: who's your fav band?
Person 2: cage the elephant

Person 1: you have amazing taste
Cage the elephant by Sailor.s.e.d January 8, 2022

Cage the Elephant 

Butthead: Uhh, do you know what Cage the Elephant means?
Beavis: (mumbles) Oh yeah ha. Uhh, like um ha (says) choking your chicken? hahahahahaha
Butthead: Beavis, you think everything means that. But uhh, in this case it does. hahahaha
Beavis: ha Whoa! ha. That guy just caged his elephant hahaha.
Cage the Elephant by Rocketx12 November 11, 2011

Cage the Elephant 

A metaphor for society’s attempt to contain and control the wild and powerful spirit in all of us.

Also, a really cool rock band.
"His supervisors thought they could cage the elephant by getting the rogue cop off the streets and into a cubicle desk job. But confinement only made him restless, and more dangerous than before."

Other examples of caged elephants include: Hormone-crazed high school kids; Employees in unfulfilling jobs; Spouses trapped in loveless marriages.
Cage the Elephant by Eegah! April 14, 2010

Cage the elephant 

1. To have your asshole stuffed by cock and balls.

2. To stick your entire cock and balls inside someone’s asshole.
Ex.1 How was your date with Brad last night?

“The usual…dinner…movie…then pulled the ol’ cage the elephant”

Ex.2 “How was that morbidly obese, amputee, half mongoloid, yeast infected whore from the bar last night?”

“Great. I made her cage my elephant. But I probably have crabs now.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026