Caesar Salad

When a guy interacts with a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.
Josh: Damn, What's the donkey for?
Jimmy: Well i have a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.
Josh: What's that suppose to mean?
Jimmy: That means i'm having a Caesar Salad.
Josh: ...huh?
by L. South January 24, 2007
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Caesar Salad

When a mixture of cannabis and opium lettuce is smoked giving the smoke a great salad-like taste and an unusually strong but calming high.
"Hey, man I was smoking some of that Caesar salad last night and I was baked as fuck."

"If you mix that opium lettuce into that G we've got you'll feel great."
by doom metal July 26, 2008
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v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)

*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel
"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."
by the_gurve_pipe March 22, 2007
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the act of ejaculating upon the face of a common prostitute or average day slut then throwing money at said whore causing it to stick to her face.
yo, I gave that bitch a caesar salad and that dirty hoe kept the money.
by Kevin Sparticus November 06, 2007
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The act of spreading another humans buttcheeks with the nose and blowing air into the anus, as the cheeks ripple and flap. Similar to a motorboat, but with buttcheeks.
"God, when The Deer gave Justin a caesar salad, I thought his cheeks would never stop flapping"
by Andrew G August 19, 2005
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Caesar salad

Like Tossing a salad but you add your own "meat"
Me and Devon gave Jessica a Caesar salad Devon provided the meat while I tossed the salad
by InfernaI November 13, 2018
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The act of ejaculating in one's anus and then tossing their salad afterwards
John enjoyed the caesar salad soon after he ejaculated in Bob.
by Caesar Salad Lover October 18, 2009
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