When you are banging a bitch in the vag, and you pull out quick and thrust your manhood in her stinkstar, surprising her greatly. Once complete, you yell out "Et tu Brute!" to finish this betrayal.
by deatherizer July 15, 2008
"According to the medical examiner, the victim had been Julius Caesared. He had multiple wounds from different weapons.
by Felon Light October 5, 2019
The act of squatting over someone's head, facing their feet and shitting in their mouth while simultaneously vomiting on their genitals.
On the days of Ancient Rome, the senators would oft perform the "Crouching Caesar" on their spouses after a fine feast.
by roblund March 7, 2007
by -Aarøn- September 8, 2021
A British guy, usually named Scott (a.k.a Salad), born and raised in UK, but all the legal documents says he's from US. Owns a moped, but always says it's a bike. When ever going somewhere, he carries doll with him, which he takes pictures of and pretends that's him. He's a troll who likes to yeet, however he has declared that the trolling days are over. In other words a pleb.
StoneB: "Hey why's that guy so weird?"
VeryCute: "Oh never mind, that's just a typical General Caesar..."
General_Scott_Caesar: "Yeeet"
VeryCute: "Oh never mind, that's just a typical General Caesar..."
General_Scott_Caesar: "Yeeet"
by ReinisHere March 22, 2019
v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)
*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)
*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel
"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."
by the_gurve_pipe March 22, 2007
by Ted West Closing Speed January 14, 2013