by BlueBomber250 March 10, 2020
Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY
Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn
by Cooper Raynor May 28, 2019
One of the biggest pussies I know of. Throughout my life I have met two Cade Cruzens and wish I never had. He was the worst athlete I had ever seen, basically looked like his feet were stuck in quick sand. What a fuckin pussy I shit on that kid everyday in the halls. Now this isn't from first hand experience but if i recall correctly both Cades I met were most likely gay. It's a sad day anytime someone is named Cade Cruzen.
by fjwfhjweiofnwefowejfoirwf August 21, 2019
A cade Greene is a very sexy man with a large weeny. If you have a friend with the name cade Greene than you need to cherish them and spend all you time with this very special young man. Not only is he a man with the friends, but he’s also a stud to the lady’s. Girls may describe him as a kid with unlimited rizz, and a lady’s man. He’s got all the muscles and is a great athlete. Cade Greene is fun and charming so he will most likely become an actor.
Guy: hey can I hang with you today?
Guy 2: no way, I’m hanging out with Cade Greene the stud.
Mom: get out of the bathroom!
Cade Greene: shut your mouth I’m taking a diarrhea!
Guy 2: no way, I’m hanging out with Cade Greene the stud.
Mom: get out of the bathroom!
Cade Greene: shut your mouth I’m taking a diarrhea!
by Pebblesbaby22 September 14, 2023