waking the cadaver

A deathcore band from New Jersey. They claim to have invented their own genre called "slamming gore groove", when really all they are is a shitty deathcore band. Their drummer cannot do gravity blasts correctly, their guitar parts are usually just CHUG CHUG and tremolo picking, and their vocalist just flat out sucks. Retarded scene kids call them grindcore; I doubt even the band themselves have heard of Napalm Death or Pig Destroyer. It's bands like Waking the Cadaver that give deathcore a bad name.

Scene kid: d00d, listen to dis br00tal grindcore i just found!!11

Joe Bob: What the fuck is this shit?

Scene kid: itz waking the cadaver!!!! this is some good grindcore!!!!1

Joe Bob: It's isn't grindcore dumbass, it's just shitty deathcore with lyrics about SHREDDED WHEAT.

Scene kid: .....

Joe Bob: That's what I thought.

by GOD DOMMIT FRONK April 11, 2009

Necrotic Cadaver

Brutal death metal band from Quebec, Canada. Sick and offensive lyrics.

Anal Horse, Burning Horse, The fucking tool, Born in Shit, intestinal crucification, rotten brains, ghost scrotum of the death necrotic cadaver

by The Singer - Guitarist February 9, 2009

Ion Cadav

Also known as, Zmoalacazan, Sfoarafazan, molajio, ywan; a romanian poet with multiple personality disorder always bullied online for being fat.

Ion Cadav: Stop cursing me in the comments, my personal life is my business
The whole comment section: ure fat

by sbolares February 20, 2022

cadaver toes

When you or someone has feet that are so cold and pale, their feet could be part of a cadaver. Sometimes emphasized by pale blue nail polish.

Her feet were so cold, she had a mad case of cadaver toes.

by geniuspenny5 August 10, 2013

queef cadaver

A high-pitched voof that ultimately attracts shit eating insects i.e. flies, Jeffery Dhamer, James Van Der Beek

Steves mom emits a terrible odor from her Levi's, oh golly that seal bark must have actually been a queef cadaver.

by KingSlaw July 31, 2008

No sauce on this cadaver

A no-go, "that doesn't work with me," "that's not chill with me." Comparable to "no-sauce."

That's no sauce on this cadaver!

by Fish tank February 6, 2011

cadaver cheese

Literally would mean a "cheese like" substance forming on a corpse. However, the term is mostly used to mess with a waitress when ordering food.

Customer: Do you have cadaver cheese?

Waitress: Let me go check...

by Clustmaster P January 10, 2010