cabbage on

To latch on to something that isn’t yours for the taking.

Hey I’m a cabbage on that last cupcake!

by Sexilexi October 28, 2019

Ya Baby On Cabbage

The ultimate comeback for "ya dad on bacon scruts"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's ya dad on bacon scruts
Person one: So's ya baby on cabbage
Person two: :-(

by miss lily September 24, 2008

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Cabbageton

Someone who laughs at jokes that they don't understand. usually the person is laughing at an inside joke that they aren't in on.

You and a friend are laughing about an inside joke and someone standing near you laughs because they want to feel accepted and be part of the group...

"What a cabbageton"

by Steveo214 February 19, 2008