Crimper

The white guy’s N word. Pronounced (k-rimp), ( k-rimp-ah), (k-rimp-rr), this is a word generally used to describe the homies. Also used as a verb in cases like “He ain’t simpin he crimpin”, (getting into it with the lassies) typically a word used by school boys in the 8th to 12th grade, females often question: “why the hell does this exist?”. Well it exists for the sole purpose of existing.

Wassup my crimper?

by ShadowFox104 November 26, 2021

pie crimper

Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.

Ohh look at her, she is a right pie crimper

by Perruzo December 7, 2009

Turd crimper

The posterior of a human being or animal, also anus.

"Bob, for god's sake put away your turd crimper. You're wearing a belt, USE IT!"

by heviarti March 22, 2009

crimper balls.

when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...

guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.

guy2; oh shit!!1

guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

Crimper

An avid Weezer hater or one that does not respect their existence.

“Hey I heard Mark was a Crimper.”

“Thank god.”

by Wezerhater February 4, 2022

Crimper

A Canadian that is half Iranian and/or a junior.

“I hate crimpers.”
“It would really suck if there was a crimper in the room right now.”

by Crimpler February 19, 2024

Crimper

Noun.

Polari word for a hairdresser.

Oh yeah, got me hair done at this new crimper place down the road.

by And. July 28, 2018