Crimper

The white guy’s N word. Pronounced (k-rimp), ( k-rimp-ah), (k-rimp-rr), this is a word generally used to describe the homies. Also used as a verb in cases like “He ain’t simpin he crimpin”, (getting into it with the lassies) typically a word used by school boys in the 8th to 12th grade, females often question: “why the hell does this exist?”. Well it exists for the sole purpose of existing.

Wassup my crimper?

by ShadowFox104 November 26, 2021

Crimper

Noun.

Polari word for a hairdresser.

Oh yeah, got me hair done at this new crimper place down the road.

by And. July 28, 2018

Crimper

An avid Weezer hater or one that does not respect their existence.

“Hey I heard Mark was a Crimper.”

“Thank god.”

by Wezerhater February 4, 2022

Crimper

"Crimper". Crimper is only used for blacks. Back when I was 7 and 2/4 old my dads

told me that "if they black they selling crack" my daddy told me this so I made the

word to define it.

These crimpers be always smuggling and grumbling and stealing. (cause the black)

by GangsterFag September 25, 2022

Crimper

Canadian that is mentally a freshman or a junior

Fricking crimpers man.

by Crimpler February 18, 2024

Crimper

A Canadian that is half Iranian and/or a junior.

“I hate crimpers.”
“It would really suck if there was a crimper in the room right now.”

by Crimpler February 19, 2024

crimper balls.

when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...

guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.

guy2; oh shit!!1

guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019