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Crampton 

1. Shitter than shit.
2. An uncurable affliction comparable to AIDS/Cancer/Jeremy Kyle.
3. An egotistical chunk of shit.
A: "Mate, did you see that little girl get decapitated by the propellor?"

B: "Yeah man, totally crampton."

or

A: "Hitler was a crampton."

B: "Nah, he wasn't that bad!"
Crampton by Acedoug April 29, 2010
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Crampton 

crampton: to have family issues, a fat ass, and a bipolar personality
Your life is so fucked up, you must be a Crampton
Crampton by bitchmom November 8, 2021

crampton 

crampton: to have family issues, a fat ass, and a bipolar personality
Your life is so fucked up you must be a Crampton
crampton by bitchmom November 8, 2021

Pete Crampton 

A man of intelligence, handsome, well hung, astute.
My new boyfriend is a propa' Pete Crampton.
Pete Crampton by RevelBL February 4, 2010

megan crampton 

A very wierd but fruity girl. (Normally hornyish
"Omg, you are acting like megan crampton today!"
megan crampton by Klxvxr.xd January 25, 2022

Nick Crompton 

To not know the difference between countries and cities, and to wear raggedy-ass jean jackets.
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