by ohnothatwasntme March 28, 2016
A place where pre-menopausal women go to assemble substitutions for an enjoyable sex life after 40. The shambled, disheveled appearance of the room is a metaphor for the wreck they once called a love life. This phase is a precursor to Crazy Cat Lady. Avoid anything other than hookups with his type
Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.
Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.
Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.
Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.
by Dickshunharry October 5, 2014
person 1: wanna play minecraft?
person 2: nah I only have block craft 3d
person 1: oh okay.. why is my name person 1???
person 2: nah I only have block craft 3d
person 1: oh okay.. why is my name person 1???
by Give Me Your Self September 14, 2023
by mortwister March 16, 2018
by Lochhunter64BitGOD September 3, 2021
An older guy who thinks it makes him "hip" to drink Craft beer. They usually "Creep" around younger people with their IPAs. They are out spoken about how cool Craft beers are and think this makes them seem "cool" and "younger" when in reality they are just creepy old guys.
by Captain know it all December 2, 2022
by Inferix November 5, 2020