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cpu spike 

When the Central Processing Unit (cpu usage) shoots up.
Such as 2% to 60%. It doesn't necessarily have to go to 100%.
The computer is idle and suddenly you run a hardcore game. The CPU spikes at that instance.
cpu spike by mailsummit2000 June 18, 2008

sudden CPU arrest 

Noun

1. The unexpected and precipitous seizure of the processor, which is responsible for executing instructions through other parts of the computer's integrated circuits.

Abbreviation: SCA
My laptop died of sudden CPU arrest.
sudden CPU arrest by word.doc June 28, 2009

Squidwarding a CPU 

The act of taking a CPU (central processing unit) from a computer (preferably from AMD) and smashing it so it bends the pins curving upwards like Squidward's legs.
"Dude the pins are all fucked up"
"Dude when I get home I'm Squidwarding a CPU"
Squidwarding a CPU by CthulhuOgrelord November 15, 2020
An American political party that inbred fucks like "sticks" dismiss as insane off-hand. The Communist Party of the United States of America aims to transfer power from the capitalist ruling class to the workers.
The CPUSA is a great party that is misunderstood by white trash fucks.
CPUSA by Sarte December 23, 2006
The Communist Party of the United States of America. Wanting to impliment a Communist economy and society today!

Always the party that gets neg 0% of the vote on election day, right next to the greenies, Constitutionalists, and Socialists.
"Holyefuckin'shit teh CP is in town and they're handing out hammer and sickle bumper stickers!"
"Go back to Russia you Bolshevik red-head fucks!"
CPUSA by Sticks January 26, 2005
Communist Party, USA is a marxist-Leninist (made up of Russian-Americans). Oldest communist Party in world, 1918. Supported the black supremacy groups (ie: Black Panther Party) and Black National Congress. Far left is black Far right is KKK and Neo-Nazi. Their leader is Sam Webb who represents US in Communist summits, really old guy. Sam looks Russian. Also party of now-famous poet and activist, Frank Marshal Davis, who moved to Hawaii and thought Pres. Obama tricks-of-the-trade.

Affiliated with all the marxist professors goal of teaching communism. Who heard of deleonlist professor's anyway? Never mentioned by any radio stations or TV stations, because due to the smith act, the followers freelanced and took a New Union Party stance on censoring words like communist and marxist. CPUSA now situated as a think-tank for far-left Democrats.

Basically, the de-facto party to the present the far-left.
Sam Webb is from the CPUSA. He is more popular than Tom Dooley!

Great! Now we have a choice of which school of thought
I know, China uses them as their pet product, because they predate Chinese Communist Party.
To this day, I don't know why China picks CPUSA over the Revolutionary CPUSA. My only guess is to embarrass the Russians!
CPUSA by HELLADS May 18, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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