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The Cosmos is all that is or ever was or ever will be.
Our feeblest contemplations of the Cosmos stir us β€” there is a tingling in the spine, a catch in the voice, a faint sensation of a distant memory, as if we were falling from a great height. We know we are approaching the greatest of mysteries.
Cosmos by SolsticeB July 1, 2011
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1. A way to describe a location like "space".
2. Very vast and far away.
3. Slang for describing a strung out and very exaggerated punch.

you hear it coming, and you know it's already too late.

Chris: Oh shit do you hear that?
Peter: Omg I think I heard it to, but it couldn't be...?
David: Hey guys whats goin on?
SHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWOOOOOO.....
David: holy shit noooo!!!1
(POW)
Chris: A punch from the COSMOS!!!!
Peter: The gods have spoken, Aquarius have mercy on our souls!
cosmos by shitassfuck November 5, 2006
COSMOS--Clusters Of Shitholes Made Of Shit. A place where only students with a GPA of 0.3 or below will join. They are really talented in math--so talented that they unanimously agree on 1+1=3; they also say that infinity + 1 = penis. The Lord found this program shitty, so He created another program (Superior Internship Program). At the end of the day, this won't offend the shitpile because they lack the mental capacity to understand it.
Fuck COSMOS.
COSMOS by FUCK THEIR SHITHOLE April 18, 2018
Cosmos describes one of the hottest guys on earth. Their sweet and funny, with a slightly cool (but not "I'm all that)" vibe to them. They laugh easily and are playful! He's one of the best friends you can get! No matter what, you know you can count on him.
1. I went through such a hard time this year. It really showed me who my real friends are. My best friend was such a Cosmos.

2. Cosmos is the best.
Cosmos by Shell Shell! February 27, 2011
The greatest Coscos in the entire world!!!!(!)
We <3 you Coscos!!!
Cosmos by Timmy J May 21, 2003
A amazing future twitch streamer who is really funny and has big muscles
I really like cosmos he’s really funny
Cosmos by Big muscles guy TH January 7, 2021
Literally the best dog in the world who has never done anything wrong in his whole life.
That dog is absolutely perfect. He's such a Cosmos!
Cosmos by anonymous September 7, 2021