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Cocktails 

Drinks made for the feminine kind and should not be consumed by guys or they will be - just like creatures that do not resemble anything on Earth so we call them, creatures of the 3rd kind.

Cocktails are restricted to only females to consume whom randy males will find attractive because they are sexy and drinking a coctail in a very suggestive "V" shaped glass.
wingman: she looks hot drinking that drink, for some reason I want her....
me: that's the power of the female form drinking cocktails from a very suggestive V shaped glass
Cocktails by He was born that way December 12, 2011

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

Virtual cocktails 

Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.

Molotov Cocktails 

Proper shit band from Scarborough, often suck each other off in Murrays Music Bar toilets.
Jared Williams and his band of moto-cocks
Molotov Cocktails by Matt Herbert February 23, 2005

hippie cocktails 

The best part of the day is having hippie cocktails with my roommates.

Nurse O'Riley Cocktails 

The Nurse O’Riley cocktail originated in New Zealand in the early 2010s and is attributed to Christoper O’Riley, a well-known nurse and mixologist on the side. In recent years it has become particularly popular in the gay community.
It consists of two parts cointreau to one part fanta and one part orange juice. Typically served in a tall glass over ice.
The lads were keen for a big night so kicked things off with a round of Nurse O'Riley Cocktails