cockfight

guy1: I WANT HER!

guy2: NO I DO!

person walking by: COCKFIGHT!
by XxI<3gUiTaRxX November 29, 2009
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cockfight

There is no greater atheltic event than a gladiatorial death match between angry fowl, known as a cockfight. Bonus: after a cockfight you have a barbecue.
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cockfight

Primarily a Mexican gambling system pitting one male chicken, cock, against another male cock. Typically used with razor beaks, metal claws, and other paraphenalia to kill the other cock faster.
The cockfight has been going on for hours. The challenger cock looks pretty limp after that last blow.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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cockfight

A party with too many guys and not enough girls.
That party was a cockfight. Lets find a party that has some girls.
by SirOsis January 30, 2004
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cockfight

A contest in which two men stimulate each other sexually by masturbation or other means to see who can delay his orgasm the longest. Traditionally, the loser or his spouse(if present) gets fucked by the winner. Usually performed in front of an audience to increase the loser's humiliation.
Bart won his cockfight with Ben by making Ben cum first while everyone watched. His humiliation was complete after Bart fucked his ass and jizzed on his face while the audience jeered.
by dcnutzball December 16, 2005
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Cockfight

Two males in competition over a watching female, both with erect penis's slap and bash them together until one goes limp. The winner gets the female, the loser goes home empty handed.
Ben and Simon both wanted to get with Amy, she couldn't decide who she wanted so made them cockfight for her affections
by dms86 October 18, 2018
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cockfight

Like a swordfight, but using your penis to attack your opponent.
They had a cockfight.
by Cummy worm February 05, 2011
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