A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
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by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
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by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
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a place where you can pay for some cheap entertainment, and catch a contagious disease....
a place where you can pay for some cheap entertainment, and catch a contagious disease....
Chuck E. Cheeses is gross-it's the kind of place you take your kids if you hate them
We took Debbie and Biff to Chuck E. Cheese-they spent $30 dollars on Skee-Ball and only won 5 tickets, Biff got into a fight with another kid, and they both have Staph!
We took Debbie and Biff to Chuck E. Cheese-they spent $30 dollars on Skee-Ball and only won 5 tickets, Biff got into a fight with another kid, and they both have Staph!
by repoed2 July 23, 2009
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Also a place where they get away for selling plastic pieces of crap for 300+ tickets.
Also a place where they get away for selling plastic pieces of crap for 300+ tickets.
by a sarcastic kid January 20, 2009
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Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows that chuck e cheese recycles their pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows that chuck e cheese recycles their pizza.
by Minecraft1238 February 19, 2019
Get the Chuck E Cheese Pizza mug.Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.
by Dyalect March 5, 2015
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