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choir practice 

Used by teachers to talk about going to have a drink after work. Ususlly in front of the children.
"Choir practice is on tonight"
"Will you be at choir practice?"
choir practice by DonnaM April 30, 2006

Choir practice 

Slang for a woman going to see a man named singer for sex
Jb fully just went to choir practice i saw her sneak out

choir practice 

taking a very painful shit that makes you scream in pain, most likely from eating a lot of taco bell.
laine: why is he screaming in there?
tricia: probably choir practice.
laine: oh yeah.
choir practice by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

Choir Practice 

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch
Choir Practice by Hamtaro March 15, 2020

Choir-Practice-Heeley 

When you're a ginger douche and flake out on shift end drinks
Where is Ben? He's being a choir-practice-heeley and went home to sleep.
Choir-Practice-Heeley by Dalerino February 24, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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