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choir practice 

Used by teachers to talk about going to have a drink after work. Ususlly in front of the children.
"Choir practice is on tonight"
"Will you be at choir practice?"
choir practice by DonnaM April 30, 2006

Choir practice 

Slang for a woman going to see a man named singer for sex
Jb fully just went to choir practice i saw her sneak out

choir practice 

taking a very painful shit that makes you scream in pain, most likely from eating a lot of taco bell.
laine: why is he screaming in there?
tricia: probably choir practice.
laine: oh yeah.
choir practice by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

Choir Practice 

Taking a poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch
Choir Practice by Hamtaro March 15, 2020

Choir-Practice-Heeley 

When you're a ginger douche and flake out on shift end drinks
Where is Ben? He's being a choir-practice-heeley and went home to sleep.
Choir-Practice-Heeley by Dalerino February 24, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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