Skip to main content

chivalrous 

I am a simp so that makes me chivalrous

chivalrous stalemate 

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.
*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.

chivalrous idiot 

When you act like a smart ass, and neglect your hoco date in the process.
Andrew Applewhite was being a chivalrous idiot when he spent the whole night talking about etiquette, and wouldn’t give his date his coat. What a dick.
chivalrous idiot by Slayer5555 October 20, 2018

Chivalrous Death

The act of being such a gentleman it hurts.
Girls need ride home from somewhere. Drives 30 miles to go pick her up for the sake of being a good guy. Chivalrous Death.
Chivalrous Death by bannanafart March 18, 2014

Chavalrous 

Antonym of chivalrous. The quality of being a chav.
I hold doors open for ladies and am therefore chivalrous. You, you "souped-up" Citroen Saxo driver, you wearer of faux Burberry, you drinker of crap cider, you denizen of a sink estate, you comon oaf, are chavalrous. Begone!
Chavalrous by Roo August 9, 2010

Chivalrungry 

Chivalrous + Hungry. When you are so hungry that you become chivalrous out of natural instinct. Basically the opposite of hangry.
B: *holds door open*
R: So chivalrous.
B: Yeah I’m looking forward to my Chicken Tender Pub Sub.
R: Wow you are really chivalrungry.
H: And they say chivalrunger is dead.
Chivalrungry by brandon1046 July 1, 2021