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chauncey mchamhands 

Referring to a person lacking in dexterity or a soft touch who ends up destroying something they were intending to handle with care.
I gave that bag of cookies to Ric to open but Chauncey McHamHands ended up destroying the bag and leaving us with crumbs!
chauncey mchamhands by Ricrah December 3, 2015
A teenage boy who consistently obsesses over his clothing. He wears snap backs, skinny jeans, high tops and has to have them all matching in color. He usually has Bieber hair and says things like "Swag", "Yolo" and "Thuglyfe." Occasionally he will force his girlfriend to match their clothes together. They enjoy name brands such as Diamond, Jordan, Crooks and Castles, and mostly just shop at Zumiez.
"Look at that kid's matching snapback and hightops."
"Yeah, he's a major chaunsy."
Chaunsy by hannahbby76 January 7, 2014

sweet chauncey 

One who is such a complete failure as a professor due to a misplaced reliance on PowerPoint, that he has to sue for tenure.
Goddamn, he's so bad, he's a sweet chauncey.
sweet chauncey by Torts sucks December 7, 2004

sweet chauncey 

1. Someone of an ambiguously homosexual nature.

2. Chant used by dominant softball teams to celebrate utter dominantion of lowly opponents, and to rub failure into the faces of the defeated.
"Better watch out, Cameron, Sweet Chancey is lookin' for that one satisfaction"
sweet chauncey by Break Danzer April 13, 2004

Chauncey Billups

A NBA champion and NBA mvp of the finals. One of the most clutch players to play now or perhaps ever. They call him big shot and hits timeless deep threes to force over time or to win. Sick three point shot and has one of the best visions in the games. Rarely turns it over or misses freethrows.
Not to be confused with the term "Chauncy", which is without the E.

A Chauncey is a person who tends to be more talented, smarter, and better over-all in numeruos ways than the average person. They tend to be deserving of reverence and are thought of highly, but sometimes due to this are envied.
Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Charlemagne, and George Washington were all true Chauncey's.
Chauncey by Matt September 1, 2008