cat person

cat person n. /kat pərs(ə)n/

1. Someone who prefers cats to other pets

2. One who has taken cat ownership to excess

3. An unwanted but consensual sex partner, often an acquaintance

4. Someone unaware of the difference between porn sex and real sex

ORIGIN:
Definitions 1 and 2: early 20th century from cat + person compound.
Definitions 3 and 4: early 21st century from the short story “Cat Person” by Kristen Roupenian, published in The New Yorker (December 11, 2017)

1. Oh Robert wouldn't have a dog, he's a cat person.

2. From the smell of his bedroom Margot could tell that Robert was a cat person.

3. After all their flirty text messages, Margot was disappointed to discover that without his shirt Robert was just another pot-bellied cat person.

4. Robert outed himself as a cat person with his fiendish doggie style.

by DancingFedora February 25, 2018

cat person

-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't

dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.

by ostrich omelet January 18, 2020

cat person

someone who is half cat half human.

"i have two dogs." "oh well im sorry but i dont like dogs.... Im a cat person."

by Steve McC January 5, 2008

cat person

A cat person is essentially a person that is generally more inclined to own cats as pets rather than any other animals, especially dogs.

"Are you a dog person?"
"No, I'm a cat person! I have 12 cats at home and I'm on my way to get another."

by iamanactivist September 12, 2022

Cat person

1. Someone with a sexual preference towards females.
2. A heterosexual male.
3. A lesbian.

I always though he was gay, but it turns out he's actually a cat person.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

cat person

someone (generally a woman) over 30, not married, living with multiple cats, they love cats, they believe their part cat, they swear their spiritual animal is a cat, they smoke cat nip and eat cat ass

friend: so I've been seeing this person Ash
Me: bro I've heard their a cat person

Friend: is that a bad thing?
Me: i guess not unless you like the sound of a cat while ur fucking, or the constant puring, or the non understanding of there's only two genders and the fact a animal is not part of either gender

by country bear January 19, 2019

cat person

young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".

lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.

by acidaa August 9, 2021