A Plymouth based band who play mainly covers in local venues, four members, and a damn good website.
by Not a member of the band. August 18, 2008
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a mutated cactus with 8 limbs
cactapus : a mutated cactus with 8 octopus like legs that roam the sky hunting for invisible krill
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A mythical, magical creature that (though can't be described) likes doing stuff and things, but not too much or too many of them.
That douchey cactapus blogs at thecactapus.blogspot.com
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Technically, a half-cactus, half-octopus creature that lives part-time in the desert, and part-time in the ocean.
But it really means a man that you can't hold down because he's slippery and clever, and if you manage to catch him, you'll get pricked.
by Voguepanda August 20, 2005
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1. Often used in frustration, the term for that moment when the right word is somehow stuck in a way that it cannot be expressed and therefore results in either hilarity or embarrassment.

2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.
"Dammit! I keep having a cactapus!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."

"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"
by lolgirl607 February 1, 2012
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1. The offspring of a cactus and an octopus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.
Ahh! Watch out for that huge cactapus!

Wow, thanks for warning me. It almost ate me alive.
by Phillip Mugooch February 13, 2010
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When a girl shaves her pubic hair but doesnt get it smooth enough.
"hey jimmy, what's the matter with your face? It's all scratched and looks like a crime scene!" Mellissa's got cactapus.
by booyah kid January 7, 2006
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