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1) N: One with a penis so small, that even one's own mother and personal docter must refrain from laughing if they ever see.

2) V: To prematurely ejaculate at first sight of any moderately attractive woman in the area. This does not ever involve any sort of embarasment as nobody looks in one's general direction anyway.
3) Adj: To have several qualities of a tiny, funny looking penis. Or to be easy to laugh at due to a tiny penis.
1) N: That guy is such a C-Towne. I feel so bad for that C-Towne.
2) V: Good thing nobody is looking, because I just C-Towned
3) Adj: Wow, stop acting so C-Towne.
C-Towne by pbop October 27, 2010
Words you can keep
Calgary, Alberta: city of the nouveau riche.
c-towne is the smallest big city in the world. Everyone who grew up there knows everyone else, and you can never really leave.
c-towne by aislingeach December 23, 2006
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c-towne The Tyler C tone C.O.W. c c hair C-row C.S. C.T. c u C.R.

The Tyler C tone

When you pronounce a sentence using random and completely unnecessary change of pitch at a certain syllable. It emphasizes a part of a statement that doesn’t need emphasizing at all, and therefore it can only be used by people as ones named Tyler.
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The tyler c tone is ALL (higher pitch) crazy
The Tyler C tone by Daylen January 12, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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