by CountReno May 12, 2010
When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off
Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.
by Jeffree hunt3r August 20, 2011
When your jacking off and someone is about to come into the room, and you cum right before they enter the room.
by Vegan4Ever March 22, 2020
When a male obtains the contact information of a female he has never met before in less than a minute.
Abel was in the library and pulled that girls info. I thought it was over, but then he hit the buzzer beater.
by TheCity December 12, 2008
A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.
Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.
by jamescmcnutt December 13, 2018
A person that procrastinates so much that they often land in situations where they are practically guaranteed to miss a deadline or completely fail their project, only to miraculously succeed in their last-minute action with flying colors.
"Jacob won the Science Fair with the project he ONLY STARTED LAST NIGHT?!?!? That boy's a Buzzer Beater Genius!!"
by TheSiegeMachine March 23, 2018
I was so lucky I buzzer beater cumed
by Hellllqkdhdudidhdhd March 5, 2019