The act of having to take a massive dump/diarrea, and getting to the toilet only seconds before you could not control it any longer.
Luckily that last stall was open for him, because he just barely got that buzzer beater crap in the bowl.
by DLE101 February 20, 2010
by Acrisper55 July 23, 2021
When you have to shit really bad and you get to the toilet just seconds before you would have shit yourself
Holy shit man after all that Mexican food we ate I just had to pull a buzzer beater in the bathroom!
by Gloryboy4life October 04, 2019
When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off
Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.
by Jeffree hunt3r August 20, 2011
by CountReno May 12, 2010
When your jacking off and someone is about to come into the room, and you cum right before they enter the room.
by Vegan4Ever March 22, 2020
When a male obtains the contact information of a female he has never met before in less than a minute.
Abel was in the library and pulled that girls info. I thought it was over, but then he hit the buzzer beater.
by TheCity December 12, 2008