cocaine buzzard

cocaine buzzard.

A person that watches you call your connect on the phone,,,
waits 4 u 2 cop then asks i a pitiful dark crystal voice ....
May i have a bump please....

Cocaine Buzzard says... HMMMmmmm " i couldnt help but over hear,,,,,

pleasse my i have a Bump?
MMMMMMM! Please MaY I Have A Nice BuMp Please For MY dust bunny please.....
AAAAHHH PLEASE SIR MAY I ...AAHHrgggHHHH...
HAVE A BUMP FOR PRECIOUSSSS cocaine buzzard

(starting to sound like Golem)

by ricardo mantalban May 16, 2010

bum buzzard

1. A bum buzzard is a derogatory term for a predatory homosexual man. Referring to how a buzzard would circle and swoop on it's 'prey' only in this instance the 'prey' being the bottom of another man.

2. General derogatory term used amongst male friends to imply homosexual tendencies.

1. " Check out that big guy over there, I'm telling you he's a fucking bum buzzard."

2. " Shut it and buy us a drink ya fucking bum buzzard."

by Joe 1968 April 7, 2008

lauren buzzard

A little rat that is very pretty (sometimes), makes sometimes dumb decisions *cough*bangs*cough* but overall a decent rat.

Have you seen Lauren Buzzard today?
No but her family keeps getting into my house...my dads tired of rats being there.

Also has a theme song: (add https:/ to beginning of link) youtu.be/OXQwx1EolD8

by The little rat March 29, 2019

Bump buzzard

A human scavenger of illicit narcotics

"Hey, you guys are getting high without me, can I get a bump?"
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "

by The Oxbow February 10, 2018

buzzards luck

Can't kill nothing and nothing will die.

Man I aint got a job, a girl or any money. I got buzzards luck.

by fonzino February 17, 2005

Black Buzzard

A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.

LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.

by K-Noodle November 11, 2009

buzzard breath

All the sweetness of breath that you'd expect of a creature that eats carrion.

If your idea of a hot meal was pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle, you'd have buzzard breath too.

by Downstrike August 1, 2005