Tragically and almost perpetually unattached people that hang out in the lobbies or front steps of college or boarding school dorms waiting for a breakup or someone desparate, drunk, or pathetic, to fall dead (or single) and they swoop down to try to score on the remnants. these people know they are a rebound date, that is what they live for. Either sex can be a dorm buzzard. Dorm Buzzards are generally the same people that were dateless throughout high school and are usually unattractive in some way.
I'd like to go out, but at this short notice all I could get is a Dorm Buzzard. I'd rather do homework than that.
by Watchcow January 5, 2005
Someone who, upon seeing an item on the side of the road, stops their car and picks up said item to keep it as their own.
Child 1: "Why does your dad keep picking up tools he finds on the side of the road?"
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."
by babyudon December 22, 2020
by Cigar City Nole May 24, 2010
Someone or something that has an outrageous haircut, a nappy head, or anything that looks like trimmers have shaved a birds feathers.
Durn: Look at that guy over there!
Brevy: WOW! Is that Oakley?
Durn: I think so. He must have just woke up. He looks like a shaved buzzard!
Brevy: WOW! Is that Oakley?
Durn: I think so. He must have just woke up. He looks like a shaved buzzard!
by Juda88 April 7, 2011
A woman's clitoris.
A buzzards head is smooth and oval in appearance when looked at directly from above which is very similar to that of a females clitoris.
A buzzards head is smooth and oval in appearance when looked at directly from above which is very similar to that of a females clitoris.
Jenny was strumming the buzzards head so hard while I was pounding her that her ham wallet squirted clam juice all over my throbber.
by Gary's primitive posture January 10, 2011
by trentgucci February 3, 2018
An individual whose comedic timing leaves much to be desired. A joke buzzard will absorb a joke, process it, and sit on it...until three months after the joke ceases to be funny, when the J.B. will swoop down with an unfunny joke like a hawk on crack and killing any conversation in its path.
A Rosie O'Donnell joke? Seriously? This guy's a freakin' joke buzzard. There are buildings younger than that lame one-liner.
by Grant B. January 23, 2008