Butthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.

“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”

Butthole Express by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025

Buhthole Express 

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Buhthole Express often operates as the ‘Butthole Express’ in the company of more explicit parties. The Buhthole Express is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”

“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

Buhthole Express by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025