Buttcran

The sexual act of putting cranberry cans up yours or your partners asshole.

Buttcran really fucking hurts

by MoistCyanide May 21, 2022

Buttcrap

The end all be all wagecuck. Commonly found driving their corolla to work, or shitposting on discord.

Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!

by Dave Ramsey April 1, 2021

Buttcrap

The end all be all wagecuck. Commonly found driving their corolla to work, or shitposting on discord.

Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!

by Dave Ramsey April 1, 2021

buttcrack coolidge

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.

Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

by Blake November 11, 2002

buttcracker

fucking good sex, that cracks your butt, but not psychically

my boi, tyrell, he a buttcracker

by baybee gurl May 29, 2004

Buttcrack

Buttcrack is the crevest between your tant and your tailbone that carries your fart up your back, so if you rip ass you don't have to smell shit.

If my Buttcrack was gone I would live a life smelling my shit all day. Buttcrack

by Ppatrick April 30, 2019