business trip 

to go on a trip for business reasons

slang: to make a trip to the bathroom

Guy: Dude, I drank so much. I'll be right back. Taking a short business trip.


Guy: Joe got so scared he wet his pants!
Girl: Yeah, guess he tried to take a business trip but his flight got cancelled, if ya know what I mean.

business trip by Vertigo January 11, 2004

business trip 

A euphemism for using the bathroom, often employed when one wants his/her friends to think he/she was doing something important. Like an inside joke with yourself.

Person 1# 'dude, where'd you go'
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip

business trip by awkwardfart December 3, 2011

Business Trip 

A phrase commonly used by men, saying they are leaving for business, when really they are going to cheat on their wife.

Going on a business trip could refer to getting Hookers in Las Vegas

Business Trip by gffmember August 16, 2010

business trip 

Doing rails of blow while tripping on acid. Mixing LSD and cocaine.

"I heard John lost it at the party on saturday".
"Yeah, dude was business tripping. Shit got ugly".

business trip by misssteak June 2, 2014

business trip 

It is when you are going to a fuck buddy's house to have sex aka "business"

Girl: So I'm going to take a business trip
Friends: You mean to your fuck buddy's room?
Girl: Whatever!!

business trip by ThatNigga2013 November 25, 2013

Business Trip 

Originating in the 60’s, this term is slang for DMT consumption. As the highs were shorter than the other psychedelics at the time.

Guy: I can’t hang out tonight I have a very important “business trip” to take

Business Trip by anonymous May 30, 2022

fake business trip

Often abbreviated as "FBT" its a trip, typically a long-weekend golf/beach trip that men take as a means of avoiding their wives/girlfriends and getting into some good old fashioned trouble.

1) 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's been nagging me for weeks now, I can't take it any more..."

2: "Sounds like its time for us to take a fake business trip"

2) "Hey Steve, we're tryna FBT this weekend...you in?"

fake business trip by TakinCareOfBusiness February 4, 2012