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bush monster 

Creature of the bush that carries the connotation of being of extremely poor hygiene or possessing morning-style uncleanliness. Recently the bush monsters have urbanized; they exfoliate three times per week, dislike agrarian stereotypes, and are more popularly referred to because of their conservative mannerisms and affinity to Republican Bushism.
You: "I just woke up and look like ravaging bush monster."
Me: "Don't disrespect my heritage!"
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Bush monster 

When a person takes enough people to have sexual intercourse inside a bush, they become one with their domesticated bush, becoming a bush monster.
Julian and Ethan were having a discussion about the saddening news that Kai became a bush monster. He was given one too many Ukrainian helmets.
Bush monster by BushLover123 June 16, 2025

Monster bush 

When the pubic hair on a woman's vagina is severly over grown.
...when I pulled down her pants I could tell she had a monster bush, hair was sticking out the sides of her underware.
Monster bush by Grant106 May 15, 2005

bulgarian bushmonster 

Usually found in the alps of Bulgaria. They are dangerous how to tell if you find one is there really hairy and have a 12 inch dangle ready to mangle your best bet is not to fight them.
I thought I came across a Bulgarian Bushmonster. Luckily I didn't.