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nose hair burning ass bomb 

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils
Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.

Burning some wolf hair 

the stench resulting from a particularly funky bowel movement; also used as a warning to friends to not approach the scene of a turd.

a descriptive phrase used to describe an extremely offensive odor.
whoa whoa! don't go in that bathroom i'm burning some wolf hair in there.

friend 1: do you smell that?
friend 2: yea..someone just burnt some wolf hair

i can't wait to go to work and burn some wolf hair.

Burning nose hairs 

The act of consuming cocaine.
Yo Chad this weekend was sick! We were burning nose hairs and pumpin birds.