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Burger Balls 

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male balls look like they’ve been hit deep over 6 times with a meat tenderizer. Usually, but sometimes related to burger dick. Mostly related to men who buy really small Jean shorts and don’t wear undies for a layer of protection between the denim and scrote.
Cara had to lay off the jorts because the burger balls were starting to be bothersome.
Burger Balls by Deepration July 29, 2021
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Burger balls 

Contrary to public belief this is not related to meatballs, but is more closely related to balls that resemble burger meat which has been smashed deep with a meat tenderizer.
His burger balls are not presentable.
Burger balls by Lashonhara August 4, 2021

bacon ballsack burger 

A shitty burger you get from Mcdonalds that nothing was made right but the bacon
Man I asked for the big mac but you gave me a bacon ballsack burger what the hell.

Bugger Ball

The Bugger Ball is designed to catch and hold pesky biting insects that never seem to leave us alone!
They are a bugger ball.
Bugger Ball by JR603 May 23, 2025

Burgerballer 

A person who has taken their devotion to burgers to the next level. They never order a double when they know they can get a triple or quad burger. You can identify a burgerballer by the grease stains on his shirt and his massive fat ass! Burgerballers can often be found outside Shake Shack giving Hi Fives to passing fatties!
Person 1. Look at Steve stuffing a triple burger into his face!!
Person 2. Wow that dude is a burgerballer!! I love him!
Burgerballer by Premiersteve August 20, 2013

Ball Burner 

A sexual partner that makes a man cum multiple times reaching a point of the balls burning and only able to dry nut.
That little slut I took to the beach for the weekend turned out to be a ball burner. We never even saw the beach. Never left the room other than for some ice for my nutz.
Ball Burner by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Ball-burgler 

A word used to describe a person who "burgles" a man's balls of their semen, through clever persuasion.
"Burnard not again, we've already been at it twice this morning you ball-burgler"
Ball-burgler by Willybum291 February 24, 2020