Bunk Bed

A place where no one will ever have sex.

Girl 1: I really wanted to have sex with him but when i saw his bunk bed I went home.

Girl 2: Yea the same thing happened to me too but i just made him get rid of the top bunk, so it was just a normal bed.

Bunk Bed by Noahakmen November 16, 2009

Bunk Bed

When you go into a QDOBA bathroom and the toilet is broken and full of someone else's poop. You have to poop really bad, so you poop on top of someone else's poop and toilet paper; with no choice but to leave the whole mess for some poor employee.

The other day I went to QDOBA and had to pull a bunk bed. Those pork tacos almost make me shit my pants every time.

Bunk Bed by ShitProblems February 6, 2012

bunk bed

bunk bed-when someone has an ugly face but a hot rockin body therefore it is acceptable to sleep with him/her

Brintney spears is so bunk bed

bunk bed by Rahul Goswami July 22, 2008

Bunk bed

When there's a person taking a normal shit and a person upper decking the toilet at the same time.

P1: Hey where the fuck are jake and dominick?
P2: Oh I think they are giving Andrews toilet a bunk bed.
P3: Noice!

Bunk bed by ToiletTalk July 28, 2016

Bunk Bed

Versatile

I’m a top and a bottom. I’m a bunk bed.

Bunk Bed by troller330 June 9, 2018

Bunk Bed

An itimate chain of people stacked laying on top of one another

When I want a three some I refer to the Bunk Bed technique.

Bunk Bed by Jake Handlen October 12, 2021

bunk bed head 

When you remove the matress on the top bunk of the bunk bed, lie on your stomach, and stick your dick through an opening on the bedframe so the other person can suck it

"Damn, we were getting freaky last night! She has a bunk bed and we removed the top matress so she could give me bunk bed head. She sucked my dick like she was a hamster!"

bunk bed head by Herr Schwanze January 26, 2021