The Aztec Fist
Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine
track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes
even resulted in
death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and
re-shape your intestine walls, so
future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.
Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and
de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they
may take part in sexual acts using said stool.
(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually
real and I wrote this as a
meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )
“Hey
babe, you wanna Aztec Fist Bump me tonight?”
“I’ll order mexican
food tonight”
“You naughty
person”
(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)
