Bull Rider
The worst fucking people on Earth. This is for all you ladies trying to get with a bull rider, this is your last warning. Bull riders will break your heart, cheat on you with 5+ people, booty call you 24/7, beg for nudes, and pretend to kill themselves as a joke to be funny. They are alcoholics most of the time. A lot also smoke/vape/and do drugs. If his name starts with J GET THE HELL OUT SISTER. He's probably goofy and funny. "If he makes you laugh and giggle, he can make it clap and jiggle". They only care about their dog, beer, rides, and "8 Seconds" the movie about Lane Frost. He'll probably ask you to watch it with him, and say it's special and he never watches it with other chicks. His dad might also have cancer, or have passed away due to cancer. He has hoes. Bitches even. He won't ever post you, because his other chicks might see. Good luck ladies.
Buckle Bunny: Wow look at those sexy bull riders
Buckle Bunny #2: wowza he's fine
Bull rider: *runs away before she finds his trailer*
Buckle Bunny #2: wowza he's fine
Bull rider: *runs away before she finds his trailer*
Bull Rider by The Only Reliable Cowgirl November 15, 2022
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