Bulgarian Exit

When you’re taking a fat shit and someone banging on the door tryna get in and so you let it all out but not all of it comes out so when you stand up it’s all of a sudden on the floor, this happened to me when I was tryna leave my girls house about 30 years ago, she was 12 I was 22
Damn I just Bulgarian exited in her bathroom
by Sully the Godd June 27, 2019
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