to participate in fallatio to appease your partner at the time: to suck a guy off just so he will go to sleep and stop trying to be sexual and/or cuddle
I wasn't in to him at all, but I totally had to bucher him to get him off my back: I was NOT going to have sex with him...so I buchered him and then we both went to bed happy.
by PCruz September 13, 2003
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a special type of power mullet which hair not only flows downward but also on the top of the head rises upward two or three inches. Looks well on a person wearing a hawaiian shirt, sweat shorts, and sandels with socks

the effect of an ignored santulli
KID 1: Oh wow just look at that bucher
Kid 2: its just a beauty
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When the tee markers are crooked. Often angling severely towards the ruff, instead of the fairway.
Someone buchered these tees. Its literally aimed towards the ruff.
by Drunk sanji August 1, 2020
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made better/better made
I done buchered dat up!
by yummybear June 30, 2023
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1. A Jewish bachelor.
Plural: bucherim, buchers.
All the buchers came to Shabbas.
by literallymegosling September 4, 2022
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He is often mistaken as Jago butch but really he is 'Jago Batty Bucher'. he looks like a white umpalumpa and the hight of one too. He a school boy but often has bad tease in what house to choose. He has a fit sister and a good looking mum .
You're such a "Jago Bucher"
by GuyHorrell November 19, 2021
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