Brussels Griffon 

A breed of dog that is adorable but never have a clue what's going on around them.
They hate the outdoors and often get picked on by bigger dogs like 6th graders and freshmen.
When their fur is short they look atrocious, but when it grows out they're adorable.

1: What breed is your dog?
2: He's a Brussels Griffon.
1: A what?

Brussels Griffon by Garuda 1 February 14, 2023

Brussels Griffon 

A breed of dog that is incredibly adorable, brown, and fluffy. When they're shaved they look ugly, but with long fur they're the most adorable creatures ever.
Often have lower IQ's than most dogs, which often makes them cuter because they make mistakes and don't care.

I: Hey, that's a cute dog, what breed is it?
U: He's a Brussels Griffon.
I: Huh. I've never heard of that...

Brussels Griffon by Garuda 1 February 14, 2023