When a girl can't find her vibrator, dildo, or boyfriend, she uses her brush handle to fuck herself with. Someone may also Brush Fuck someone else.
Easier than trying to curl your hand up to get in there.
The larger the hairbrush handle, the better.
I got all wet and pounded myself with my hairbrush. In just a minute my thighs were shaking, and I watched the action with a mirror. It was better than porn, and I squirted all over the place. I came down so hard on the handle that it slipped out and I had to shove it back in. I love Brush Fucking.
Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!