bruh momentum

the product of bruh mass and bruh velocity, and don't forget that bruh velocity is a vector value.

His bruh mass was small when his pizza rolls weren't done, so his bruh momentum was low.

by A spoonky July 19, 2019

bruh momentum

1. When a person gets bruh'd so much that you will physically be pushed backwards by the bruh force.
2. Using an insane amount of bruh force to physically push the bruh receiver backwards.

Person 1: Ayo bruh what happened to Person 2 yesterday?
Person 3: He got hit wit da bruh momentum.

by i cant find a damn name July 27, 2019

bruh momentum

Bruh momentum is the likelihood of a bruh moment to happen.

kid in the backseat: *turns on car light*
Dad: O god O gosh were all gonna die turn that light off.
As you can see the bruh momentum is very high in this instance because you know a bruh moment is gonna happen as soon turn on that light

by JoJo Road January 15, 2020

bruh momentum

In a videogame: That one "bruh moment" when you teleport backwards or forwards, for no reason, and die.

He had such bad ping lmao. The guy moved into the next fucking dimension. The game probably told him that his girlfriend is alone in her hosue. Bruh momentum.

by 301|v April 3, 2020

Bruh Momentum

The action of a bruh moment continuing on for a prolonged amount of time.

Donny kept whooping my ass at mortal combat, what a bruh momentum.

by Toasted Pickle May 2, 2019

Bruh momentum

Bruh momentum is a type of energy, similar to big dick energy bruh momentum is the essence of a bruh moment

Daniel:"Did you see Kyle get hit in the face"
Cory:"Yeah, real bruh momentum there"
Daniel:"bruh"
Cory:"bruh"

by bone_hurting_sauce July 19, 2019

Bruh Momentum

The "Bruh Momentum" is a complex protocol in which the equation of (BR x Epicness of said moment) + (UH x Idoitness of said moment) = Said "Bruh Moment"

"With the use of the Bruh Momentum we can concur that 9/11 was a brUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH moment."

by Shmaiden September 18, 2019