Brown tide
When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.
See also "bit torrent"
See also "bit torrent"
"So, this one time, I was posing for an advert, and I felt this fiery tingle in my arse. I thought.... shit! Am I actually touching cloth???"
"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."
"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."
Brown tide by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023
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