Brown's Syndrome

The exhausting, maddening feeling when you're stranded at home waiting for the UPS guy to deliver your package. Symptoms include dozing off, hearing phantom diesel engines, restlessness, and a constant fear of leaving your waiting spot lest the UPS truck roll by while you're gone.

A: "Hey, B, you seem stressed out. Why don't you get out of the house and come see a movie with us?"
B: "I can't. I'm waiting for UPS to deliver a package, and it's giving me some serious Brown's Syndrome."

by EnchantedPeanut July 11, 2011

Bown's Syndrome

Chronic lateness which happens every time the sufferer prepares to leave the house.

"I'm so sorry for being 4 hours late for your party, I have Bown's Syndrome so it's not my fault."

by And Parasols October 23, 2013

Brown Syndrome

when you have a second gooch in place of another belly button

man did you hear aidan has brown syndrome?
yes bro i’ve seen his second gooch

by mattox69420 November 9, 2018

charlie brown syndrome

Charlie Brown syndrome is just bad luck. When nothing goes your way and whatever effort you do is slightly pathetic, that refers to Charlie Brown.

For example charlie brown syndrome, Charlie Brown could never kick that football because Lucie kept pulling it away from him. He never really had luck with the girl he liked, and things just never went his way. He also had a Christmas tree that was just sad.

As much as we like to root for the underdog Charlie Brown, he just can't get a break because of his bad luck.

by SkyCreation May 30, 2014

Brown syndrome

An insult used against those who possess few muscles or a bush to dong ratio of 3:1

You're arms are tiny! You're such a Brown syndrome!

by Brownie1215 March 8, 2023

Charlie Brown Syndrome

When you hang out with someone a lot, despite them treating you horribly, and sticking to them like glue. Much like Charlie Brown and his relationship with his "friend" Lucy

Bob: Dude, yesterday, Joey punched me again and called me a bunch of slurs
Jesse: Why do you hang out with him?
Bob: I dunno.
Jesse; Sounds like you have a case of Charlie Brown Syndrome

by theawesomedork October 3, 2022

Charlie brown syndrome

The Charlie brown syndrome is a mental condition in which a person thinks:
*they fail or going to fail at all things.
*that anything they do or involve themselves in will be ruined or end in failure
* a true lack of self confidence and esteem

*a feeling of gloom and bad luck follow them
* easily to give up
* complicating simple matter due to anxiety.
*fears so overwhelmingly powerful and/or in number they have a hard time functioning.
*Constant feelings of doom
*And should they find supposed happy moments they go gloom esp. If failure comes around immediately.

Fin

My friend suffers from the Charlie brown syndrome every christmas and i dont know how to bring her of this mood

by Theamazinggeek December 18, 2018