Browens

An word used to describe the unnatural, And often hilarious antics of three young females while engaged in unintelligible verbal, and somantic communications.

1.When the shrieking began I knew we were in for another browens.

2. Those three females were cool until the went all browens on us.

3. What the heck is happening? "Don't worry man there just pulling another browens."

Browens by uberjosh June 11, 2006

BROWENS

Someone who talks, sounds, and acts" like a bro, BUT IS NOT A BRO. A BROWENS is the type of person that spends 7 years in a college town, thinks he is still in undergrad, and hits on unsuspecting freshman girls. A BROWENS will walk into a room ask you about your day, not listen, and then make whatever your saying about himself.

Freshman girl to other Freshman girl: "Who is that old creepy guy and why does he keep hitting on me"-"I don't know, but he is such a BROWENS"

BROWENS by AYESCOT April 27, 2014

Brownshoe 

A Canadian term for a career politician, one whose main goal is to climb the party ladder and get power, not to make real change or help his constituents. Typically reserved for members of the Conservative Party of Canada who hold neoliberal economic views and who advocate socially liberal policies. Called brownshoes due to their habit of wearing poor quality, badly fitted blue suits with clunky brown shoes to look casual and "appeal" to middle class voters.

"Did you see Jason Kenney and Andrew Scheer at the Gay Hindus for Free Trade fundraiser last night? Kenney was dancing with a transsexual, and he calls himself conservative..."

"Doesn't surprise me, he's a brownshoe, he'll sell out to anyone to win votes"

Brownshoe by The Man With The Cane March 27, 2019

taking the browns to the superbowl

to defecate

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

taking the browns to the superbowl by drew November 25, 2003

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews 

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews by Booderness June 21, 2017

Brownsed 

(v) - having displayed incredible, unforeseen ineptitude and incompetence on par with that of the Cleveland Browns. See Brownsing.

Crap. These dumb high-school aged McDonald's employees Brownsed up my order again.

Brownsed by OfThisGeneration December 6, 2016

Spicy Brownsword 

A Spicy Brownsword is the act of putting tabasco on your penis, sticking it up your female counterpart's bum to entice her and then waving it at her as a sign of masculinity.

-"How did you woo her tonight mate??" - "Oh, I gave her the spicy brownsword!! Worked a treat!"

Spicy Brownsword by filmbuster September 20, 2014