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When a stranger is about to ask you something. When that person is most likely on drugs
Stranger:What's up brotendo, I was thinking about getting my foreskin sewn back on.
Brotendo by Potatobum March 25, 2015
Brotend, V.- Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.
Ex: Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just brotends all the time.
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?
Brotend by JohnParmakian July 22, 2010
Brotendo is a non bianary way to adress anyone of any gender/non-gender. Ussually while in pursuit of ranch or other recriational substance.
Yo brotendo. I sold my foreskin for some hiddenvalley, wanna hit the quad?
Brotendo by Coffee Machine Broke September 1, 2017

brogenda 

Joe and Melissa didn't work out because he had too much of a brogenda.

Dude, it's football Sunday, what's on the brogenda?
brogenda by Thumper Fox December 1, 2013

brotunda 

a circular structure in a student center where many bro's gather in between classes, meals and other social obligations. When lacking a proper representation of bro's, the Brotunda is mistakenly referred to as a Rotunda. The Brotunda was founded at Quinnipiac University.
Wow, look at all the bro's in the brotunda lounge.

Rotunda my ass, this is a Brotunda.
brotunda by Anne D. Keysar October 27, 2010

Brotender 

A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.
Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.
Brotender by Yomin Kitkat April 11, 2009