Phil: I don't bother buying my books because it is such a pain in the ass to store them. I just take them from their home, the bookhouse.
Eric: Do you mean the library?
Phil: Yeah, but bookhouse makes more sense.
A person capable of eating many bananas at one time. He is also one who believes he is an intellectual and enjoys writing screenplays about walruses. Brockhouses are boys who have been expelled from at least 2 schools.
"That Brockhouse kid is a banana boy!"
"Brockhouse got expelled from another school yesterday!"
Generally, a brookehouse is someone who is mentally disordered, is very rude, has changed genders from Male to Female and back multiple times. You can usually tell if someone is a brookehouse if they have the ugliest face ever and how they act towards you
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'