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Brometheus 

A friend who allows you to borrow a lighter. Named after the Greek god who gave fire to humans.
Francis: Hey bros, anyone got a lighter? I'm tryna spark this doobie.
Chad: Yeah bro I got you.
Francis: Thanks Brometheus.
The title of Dan Deacon's March 2009 released LP.

"When a dragon wakes up and he's not horny but there is a distinct possibility of him becoming horny." -Deacon
He woke up bromst with out a place to spread his fire.
Bromst by DDah March 17, 2009
Home of the Bromstad Gangsta Folk Nation (BGFN), the place with the highest crime-rate per inhabitant in Norway
Fuckin' hell, i'm not goin' to Bromstad, that's the place with the highest crime-rate per inhabitant in Norway!
Bromstad by John Stewards March 21, 2007

Brometheus 

Once upon a time, the great Greek God Brometheus, the greatest of the 'Bros', stole beer from Zeus so that he could help out his other bros and have a wild, awesome party. Zeus, furious that he no long had any beer that he could use to rape various immortals and morals (i.e. Europa), thus had Brometheus tied to a chair and had an eagle eat his cirrhosis-inflicted liver, getting blood all over Brometheus's popped-collar shirt.
Dude 1: "Hey everybody, this party is in memory of Brometheus, king of all Bros!"

Everybody: Hail Brometheus!
Brometheus by Capt@in_C@veman April 8, 2010

Bromethazine

A really hardcore BRO that inhales straight bromine at the gym, with his bros of course. One refers to these people as bromethazine, brody, bro, or a combination of these. Caution: Only intended for the broest of bros who love the gym.
Bro: "Bromethazine, lets go get swoll at the gym"
Bra: "Yeah bro, I'm dying for some killer bromine!"

Bro: "There's never too much bromethazine!"
Bromethazine by Terrence Nippleton February 15, 2010

brometer 

a brometer is a measuring device used to gauge the level of one's "bro-ness"
brometer by Yaegerbro June 13, 2011