Your friend who always has a smoke you can bum when you're fiending for a drag, but you got nothin for puffin.
"Hey Carl man, can I bum a smoke?"
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."
by HeroHandy May 8, 2019
A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.
Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!
Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.
Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.
by peetypablo December 31, 2011
by Pytor November 2, 2006
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by Barbecue sandwhich biy February 26, 2022
Real Broker Show is a show where real estate agents show viewers inside apartments for rent or sale across the city.
by ReneofReal November 16, 2017
The lowest form of life that has survived evolution. This sub-breed of the human species has no morale, honor or sense of honesty. Their appearance is of a typical human being, but they can be recognized as a real estate broker by their forked tongue, breath that smells like bullshit (due to their habit of talking shit daily and hourly), and for their overall lizard-like appearance.
When running into a real estate broker - kiinteistönvälittäjä in Finnish - avoid all eye contact and take the nearest exit, if inside a building. It is very necessary to vacate any and all premises if a real estate broker is encountered. Remember to close all open doors and alert the police, fire department and the local zoo.
When running into a real estate broker - kiinteistönvälittäjä in Finnish - avoid all eye contact and take the nearest exit, if inside a building. It is very necessary to vacate any and all premises if a real estate broker is encountered. Remember to close all open doors and alert the police, fire department and the local zoo.
A real estate broker is a person, who upon running into a battery victim, will check his or her pockets for anything valuable and force anal sex with the victim after that.
by Magnus E 5 July 2, 2008