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Bro Joke 

A joke that no one else can understand but your bros.
"that's not funny"
"yeah, you wouldn't understand, it's a bro joke."
Bro Joke by Tifannie May 2, 2019
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Cool Joke Bro 

A deviation of Cool Story Bro. To be used when someone tells you ridonculously lame, non appealing, inscrutable or aggravting jokes. If they get it, it shuts 'em right up. If they don't, then you laugh. You end up being the funny sarcastic asshole anyways.
Dick: What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Nick: whats that?

Dick: Her ankles

Nick: Cool Joke Bro

Dick goes back to work, mentally regretting opening his mouth.
Cool Joke Bro by Usermane August 29, 2011

bro its a joke 

when your friend gets mad from you doing something that hurts his feelings and you try to avoid him hurting you
ie: destroying his hard work
You: casually destroys your friend's 8 yr old Minecraft SMP
Friend: STOP ITT OR I WILL (put life threatening phrase here)!!
You: bro its a joke
Friend: ok
bro its a joke by omegalul69420 September 29, 2021

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) 

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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