Bro J Simpson

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A "bro" that beats his wife or girlfriend.

That guy is a bro j Simpson so don't date him

Bro J Simpson by NickieHansen February 4, 2010

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bro j simpson

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker

sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?

bro j simpson by Fuskers November 16, 2006

Related Words

bro j simpson • bro j • J-J-BRO • jbro • bro • bro ho • bro code • Bro C • Bro Fist • Bro-Bro

Bro J. Simpson

Noun. That best friend of yours that always gets blamed for things he probably did, yet still gets away with them.

Chad: Dude, did you hear Mike got caught pulling a double decker last week?
Brandon: No way, seriously?
Chad: Yeah, but he def totes got away with it, brah. We got Bro J. Simpson over here...

Bro J. Simpson by The Makeout Bandit October 25, 2011

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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