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Bristol City 

Breast

Bristol cities - titties

see bristols
Nice Bristol City.

Just the one?

Bristol City 

Shit`ed. Swindlers. Wanna be Big Club. Morons.
Oh, ignore him. Hes just a Shit`ed!
Bristol City by Mad Man Moulding September 30, 2003

Bristol City 

A football team in Bristol, England commonly known for playing terrible football in the championship and disappointing their fans. Also well known for having the fastest football player to ever play: Chris Martin.
Skinhead 1: “Bristol City are so shit why do I pay to watch this shite”

Skinhead 2: “At least Massengo has massive hair”

Skinhead 1: “Yeah I guess, do you want to go and do cocaine in the cubical?”

Skinhead 2: “yeah have you got the bag or has Al got it?”

bristol city's 

Tities, Bangers, Fun-Bags, Chats, Boobs etc.
Jays, look at the bristol city's on your one in the red, I'd love to give her a sharp dart
bristol city's by TeamSter June 24, 2005

Bristol city fan 

A Bristol city fan is a person who doesn’t have a brain the opposite of a Bristol city fan is a smart person.
He is a Bristol city fan because he can’t read.
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